Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.
Holy Jesus that was adorable
I love in the end when he just goes “I’m leaving” -starts to leave then the little quietly says “I love you”. awwwww
i have never been cheered up in less than a minute before now.
Lolololol
I CAN’T BREATH. THIS IS SO CUTE. SHE’S SO CUTE. THIS IS SO CUTE. KERMIT 5EVER.
#let me tell you something about this scene okay #her little pause before she says ‘and the baby’ #like she’s not sure if she’s going to say it #but then she figures okay why not say it I’ve got nothing left to lose #and that little smile on her face when she does #because for all the heartache she’s feeling right now and has felt since she and the Doctor were separated #there’s this one thing that will always keep them together #but then the Doctor says ‘you’re not…?’#it’s this look of sheer terror and sadness on his face #that is not the face of a man who thinks the woman he loves is pregnant with another man’s child #he thinks she’s pregnant with his child #and now she’s trapped in a parallel world where he will never be able to reach her #but if she’d told him right then and there that she was pregnant with his child he would have torn both universes apart to get to them #and he can’t do that because he has to protect the universe and stay detached and nothing should cloud his vision #and Rose knows that because she knows him better than anyone so seeing that look on his face she says ‘it’s mum’s’ #and then that look of relief on his face is worth the lie #they only have two minutes and sometimes a lie is kinder than the truth
WAIT
WHAT
NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I HAD TO REREAD THE END OF THOSE TAGS FIVE TIMES BEFORE IT FUCKING HIT ME
NO.
FUCKING. NO. DON’T YOU PUT THAT SHIT IN MY HEAD YOU TWATFACE.
OH MY GOD NO
NO
NO
NOPE
I CAN’T UNTHINK THAT NOW. I NEVER THOUGHT IT WAS HER’S I NEVER THOUGHT SHE LIED BUT WELL FUCK NOW I’M AN EMOTIONAL MESS I CAN’T
He would have torn apart both universes had she said it was hers…..
ANKDSFJNSDFKSDFALSJKNASDGLKNGASLSGDG:SADGBLSJDAG
A gay soldier calls his father shortly after DADT is repealed.
(Father’s dialogue in smaller, italic font above.)
We lost Norbert yesterday. I say “lost” like he’s simply popped out for a moment, and will return in his own time. Maybe that’s the case, though. Maybe I’ll meet Norbert again in a different guise, or maybe there is an afterlife, and I’ll get to hold him once more. Who knows. What I do know, is that Norbert was loved. I collected all the pictures of him today, and I had 60. 60 photos in 5 months. It is absolutely amazing to me how no matter how small an animal you have, they always seem to change your life. Norbert had lost the use of his legs on Friday, and we weren’t able to get him to the vet until Monday. He was so weak, yet he still relaxed in my hands and would look up at me like he trusted me to take care of him. The vet said that no matter how weak he was, when they went to give him fluids he was having none of it, and fought them. That’s my baby, a fighter until the very end.
You know, I can remember going to pick Norbert out in the store. He was so little and up at the front just waving around like “Pick me! Pick me!” We carried him home and he proceeded to worm his way into our hearts. He’d lunge at his own reflection trying to fight, and he’d chase a laser light thinking it was a bug. We spent time sunbathing by the fig tree on days it was warm enough for him, until the one time he got it in his head to try to get into a tussle with a beetle that was almost his size. He’d tolerate his baths, but when he was ready to get out, he’d pretend to “fall” off his rocks and swim so I would rescue him. The second I “rescued” him, he’d bolt up to my elbow and look at me like “What? I’ve been here the whole time, Mom. I swear!”.
The vet said that there was nothing we did wrong. All Norbert’s levels were fine, he wasn’t impacted, his calcium levels were good, and that it was probably the result of bad breeding. She said the only way Petsmart makes money off of them is by breeding them, and breeding them a lot. She said it’s like getting a puppy from a puppy mill. There’s a chance of them having a perfectly normal healthy life, and then there are those ones that are just doomed from the start. She said Norbert was obviously well taken care of, and loved, and that he must have just come from a bad batch. Let me tell you, there was nothing bad about my baby. Nothing at all. Even if he came from a bad batch, he was perfect, and the only thing I regret is that nothing could be done for him.
Some of you will read this and think it’s stupid to love a lizard so much, and that’s fine. You don’t have to understand, and I don’t expect you to. I’m just leaving this here to let the world know how much Norbert was loved, and how much of an impact he made on my life. I take so many things for granted, blindly assuming that they’ll be here tomorrow. Norbert was supposed to live 15-20 years, and he only lived 5 months. I took how long he was supposed to be here for granted. If I would’ve known, I would’ve spent every waking moment with him. That’s the thing, though. You never know when something or someone will be taken away from you, and nothing you can do until that moment prepares you for it.
Rest in Peace, Norbert, and know that you were loved.
Every picture tells a story, sometimes we don’t like the ending… sometimes we don’t understand it.
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Can we just take a moment to appreciate American McGee I mean they are just a GOD.
Look at this;
American McGee takes a woman’s MADNESS
And turns her into a main character HERO
With no stereotypes.
I just really really really love American McGee.
Every time I finish a book,
I feel like I’ve lost a part of me and just sit there feeling empty
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When Tumblr comes back after maintenance, they will be charging $2 a day for using Tumblr, unless you reblog this in which case they will absolve you from payment cos they’re nice like that, those that do not reblog this will be eaten by shark, don’t believe me, ok, but this one girl didn’t reblog this and she woke up her family dead, even though this is the first time it’s ever been posted, stop Kony.
